








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 952 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2074 | 27% |
| Smokes | 880 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 2642 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2101 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $947,609 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | One Big Crampon | 53% | 90 |
| #2 | sebastion player | 51% | 355 |
| #3 | kc | 50% | 321 |
| #4 | RickyDicky662 | 49% | 216 |
| #5 | Ineedawps,erryround | 47% | 336 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | One Big Crampon | 53% | 90 |
| #2 | sebastion player | 51% | 355 |
| #3 | kc | 50% | 321 |
| #4 | RickyDicky662 | 49% | 216 |
| #5 | Ineedawps,erryround | 47% | 336 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyDicky662 | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | sebastion player | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | kc | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | 7 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyDicky662 | 836 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | sebastion player | 503 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #3 | kc | 375 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | 88 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #5 | One Big Crampon | 33 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | +2.32 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | Click AP 2 | -0.26 | 67 | 42 |
| #3 | kc | -0.44 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | -0.59 | 46 | 43 |
| #5 | RickyDicky662 | -1.19 | 59 | 62 |





