








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 878 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5268 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5799 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1705 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1780 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,694,823 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1655 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Click AP 2 | 50% | 321 |
| #2 | sebastion player | 49% | 316 |
| #3 | One Big Crampon | 46% | 133 |
| #4 | RickyDicky662 | 46% | 277 |
| #5 | Ineedawps,erryround | 44% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Click AP 2 | 50% | 321 |
| #2 | sebastion player | 49% | 316 |
| #3 | One Big Crampon | 46% | 133 |
| #4 | RickyDicky662 | 46% | 277 |
| #5 | Ineedawps,erryround | 44% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyDicky662 | 18 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | sebastion player | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Click AP 2 | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | 7 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyDicky662 | 1057 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | sebastion player | 497 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #3 | Click AP 2 | 347 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | 94 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #5 | One Big Crampon | 60 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | +1.91 | 69 | 54 |
| #2 | kc | +0.63 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Click AP 2 | -0.34 | 67 | 39 |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | -0.50 | 48 | 41 |
| #5 | RickyDicky662 | -0.76 | 59 | 62 |





