








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 331 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1046 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 838 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 147 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $431,835 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Click AP 2 | 53% | 90 |
| #2 | sebastion player | 48% | 102 |
| #3 | kc | 46% | 133 |
| #4 | RickyDicky662 | 43% | 77 |
| #5 | Ineedawps,erryround | 42% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kc | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Click AP 2 | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | RickyDicky662 | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | sebastion player | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyDicky662 | 279 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | kc | 193 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | sebastion player | 158 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Click AP 2 | 86 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ineedawps,erryround | 30 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | +2.47 | 65 | 58 |
| #2 | RickyDicky662 | +0.57 | 64 | 67 |
| #3 | Ineedawps,erryround | +0.42 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | Click AP 2 | +0.32 | 68 | 40 |
| #5 | kc | +0.08 | 76 | 56 |





