








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 388 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1020 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2452 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3206 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3390 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,685,992 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vegg | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Click AP 2 | 47% | 336 |
| #3 | sebastion player | 47% | 363 |
| #4 | RickyDicky662 | 46% | 289 |
| #5 | kc | 44% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Click AP 2 | 47% | 336 |
| #3 | sebastion player | 47% | 363 |
| #4 | RickyDicky662 | 46% | 289 |
| #5 | kc | 44% | 384 |
| #6 | One Big Crampon | 42% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyDicky662 | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | sebastion player | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | kc | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Click AP 2 | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | One Big Crampon | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RickyDicky662 | 1075 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #2 | sebastion player | 557 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | kc | 474 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #4 | Click AP 2 | 361 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | vegg | 87 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | +2.03 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | vegg | +1.66 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | Click AP 2 | -0.40 | 67 | 41 |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | -0.41 | 48 | 42 |
| #5 | kc | -0.56 | 75 | 53 |





