








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 412 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6062 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6684 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4228 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4520 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,628 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | 50% | 254 |
| #2 | Click AP 2 | 49% | 216 |
| #3 | Ineedawps,erryround | 46% | 289 |
| #4 | kc | 46% | 277 |
| #5 | One Big Crampon | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | 50% | 254 |
| #2 | Click AP 2 | 49% | 216 |
| #3 | Ineedawps,erryround | 46% | 289 |
| #4 | kc | 46% | 277 |
| #5 | One Big Crampon | 43% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | kc | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Click AP 2 | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | One Big Crampon | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | 432 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | kc | 339 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Click AP 2 | 256 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ineedawps,erryround | 75 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #5 | One Big Crampon | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sebastion player | +2.46 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | RickyDicky662 | -0.55 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | kc | -0.56 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Click AP 2 | -0.69 | 66 | 41 |
| #5 | Ineedawps,erryround | -0.73 | 48 | 44 |





