








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5372 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4709 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5307 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4017 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3479 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,122 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 915 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Fäyatex | 54% | 37 |
| #9 | Piimä | 54% | 200 |
| #10 | hinkeN- | 51% | 73 |
| #11 | Buckshot | 44% | 73 |
| #12 | Victoria ♥ | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Renault T Euro 6 480 | 31 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | Piimä | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Ed3wW ツ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ICEEXCE | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | maxou regular sexy en javelot | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ICEEXCE | 1069 | 0.27 | 25 min |
| #2 | Piimä | 328 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Renault T Euro 6 480 | 236 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | hinkeN- | 198 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ed3wW ツ | 157 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pladom | +3.79 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | FuffenS | +3.00 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | Nat | +0.98 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | Renault T Euro 6 480 | +0.95 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | Piimä | +0.51 | 31 | 40 |





