








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3385 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3290 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1560 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2620 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,074,192 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ICEEXCE | 47% | 146 |
| #7 | Nåå... | 45% | 38 |
| #8 | FuffenS | 41% | 49 |
| #9 | Buckshot | 39% | 59 |
| #10 | konvalj | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piimä | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ICEEXCE | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Ed3wW ツ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | FuffenS | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Buckshot | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ICEEXCE | 725 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | Pladom | 266 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | Piimä | 252 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ver0nica | 198 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ed3wW ツ | 119 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuffenS | +4.28 | 87 | 46 |
| #2 | Pladom | +3.58 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | hinkeN- | +1.14 | 71 | 62 |
| #4 | Piimä | +0.75 | 33 | 36 |
| #5 | ICEEXCE | -0.04 | 42 | 70 |





