








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15469 | 32% |
| Smokes | 11503 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 12447 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 9320 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $978,422 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2951 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | FuffenS | 49% | 55 |
| #6 | Piimä | 49% | 591 |
| #7 | Nåå... | 47% | 70 |
| #8 | hinkeN- | 47% | 146 |
| #9 | Buckshot | 37% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piimä | 808 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #2 | Pladom | 676 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | Ed3wW ツ | 473 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #4 | hinkeN- | 439 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | Buckshot | 200 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pladom | +4.75 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | FuffenS | +3.66 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | Colonelle Harald | +1.68 | 34 | 37 |
| #4 | Piimä | +1.47 | 32 | 42 |
| #5 | hinkeN- | +1.03 | 72 | 62 |





