








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 678 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,576 | |
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3958 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5051 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2242 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2837 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,366,705 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ed3wW ツ | 50% | 319 |
| #6 | ICEEXCE | 49% | 591 |
| #7 | Ver0nica | 47% | 45 |
| #8 | Nåå... | 41% | 79 |
| #9 | Buckshot | 39% | 225 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ICEEXCE | 2891 | 0.25 | 65 min |
| #2 | Pladom | 676 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #3 | hinkeN- | 673 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #4 | Ed3wW ツ | 375 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #5 | Ver0nica | 211 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuffenS | +4.61 | 86 | 45 |
| #2 | Pladom | +4.42 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | Piimä | +1.33 | 32 | 40 |
| #4 | hinkeN- | +1.17 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | ICEEXCE | +0.77 | 42 | 72 |





