








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1704 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1932 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2122 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $533,173 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 89% | 27 |
| #2 | strik3r | 84% | 19 |
| #3 | Batmo Beale | 79% | 14 |
| #4 | Ohan | 78% | 27 |
| #5 | arctic | 75% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | HEAD SHOT | 58% | 12 |
| #12 | saff | 55% | 11 |
| #13 | Tippy | 53% | 15 |
| #14 | 悉尼TitanHC | 53% | 19 |
| #15 | ⭕Undeя | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moeyy | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | arctic | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | ⭕Undeя | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Sheesh | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | gabe | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sheesh | 165 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Moeyy | 155 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | gabe | 154 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | arctic | 140 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ohan | 98 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strik3r | +4.81 | 91 | 66 |
| #2 | arctic | +3.92 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | Ohan | +3.72 | 81 | 80 |
| #4 | Pawling | +2.73 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | gabe | +2.11 | 83 | 58 |





