








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5617 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5519 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4779 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5031 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $847,725 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tidy | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | Pawling | 68% | 47 |
| #3 | Ubby | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | arctic | 68% | 62 |
| #5 | Moeyy | 58% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arctic | 269 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | Moeyy | 183 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pawling | 166 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | tidy | 139 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ubby | 100 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tidy | +3.73 | 92 | 69 |
| #2 | arctic | +2.36 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | Pawling | +1.25 | 64 | 57 |
| #4 | Moeyy | +1.19 | 88 | 64 |
| #5 | Ubby | +0.38 | 70 | 70 |





