








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 780 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7467 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5886 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4735 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5097 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,215,638 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 772 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ohan | 71% | 45 |
| #2 | Pawling | 71% | 38 |
| #3 | TRIGGER DAN | 62% | 97 |
| #4 | Unavailable | 61% | 44 |
| #5 | strik3r | 58% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | saff | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Samness | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | gabe | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | TRIGGER DAN | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Big.G_AU | 6 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big.G_AU | +3.12 | 93 | 65 |
| #2 | Ohan | +2.33 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | Pawling | +1.71 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | strik3r | +1.66 | 87 | 58 |
| #5 | Moeyy | +1.34 | 86 | 66 |





