








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 381 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8574 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8016 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5891 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7190 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,358,619 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cryp | 73% | 105 |
| #2 | gabe | 72% | 152 |
| #3 | Samness | 72% | 36 |
| #4 | Big.G_AU | 72% | 68 |
| #5 | Moeyy | 71% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | SRSLY | 68% | 94 |
| #10 | Ox | 67% | 92 |
| #11 | Batmo Beale | 67% | 60 |
| #12 | n1kc | 63% | 65 |
| #13 | TRIGGER DAN | 61% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strik3r | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Ox | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Big.G_AU | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Samness | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | gabe | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gabe | 794 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | Heratic | 506 | 0.31 | 15 min |
| #3 | Ox | 390 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | strik3r | 250 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Big.G_AU | 198 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ohan | +3.27 | 78 | 77 |
| #2 | strik3r | +3.07 | 90 | 62 |
| #3 | Big.G_AU | +1.79 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | Cryp | +1.13 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | SRSLY | +1.01 | 88 | 64 |





