








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




155 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6606 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4890 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2078 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2931 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,855,557 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1979 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SETT _Trading | +3.78 | 77 | 37 |
| #2 | Tolman's Totalitarian Creamery | +2.02 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | f u c k | +1.86 | 77 | 46 |
| #4 | Sim | +1.50 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | Dspire | +0.88 | 72 | 60 |





