








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 692 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7290 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6753 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3767 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6604 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,255,806 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sizandyy | 57% | 67 |
| #2 | Indy | 53% | 60 |
| #3 | obama the villager | 53% | 118 |
| #4 | Ripper | 51% | 101 |
| #5 | Joe the Villager | 51% | 530 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe the Villager | 1155 | 0.10 | 29 min |
| #2 | f u c k | 681 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #3 | Sim | 426 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | Sizandyy | 366 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #5 | Ripper | 347 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shock_1K | +2.74 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | Sizandyy | +2.15 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | f u c k | +0.98 | 71 | 46 |
| #4 | Joe the Villager | +0.71 | 82 | 49 |
| #5 | Tolman's Totalitarian Creamery | +0.71 | 72 | 55 |





