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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1511 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2806 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5672 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 2754 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,179,234 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1517 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosper | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | Yobettywhite | 48% | 187 |
| #3 | noitsmandy | 41% | 44 |
| #4 | Clammy | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosper | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | Yobettywhite | 48% | 187 |
| #3 | noitsmandy | 41% | 44 |
| #4 | Clammy | 31% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yobettywhite | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | prosper | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | noitsmandy | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosper | 240 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Yobettywhite | 168 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Clammy | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | noitsmandy | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosper | +7.27 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Yobettywhite | +1.73 | 39 | 48 |
| #3 | Clammy | +1.05 | 71 | 46 |
| #4 | LevelHeaded| | -0.82 | 65 | 45 |
| #5 | noitsmandy | -2.68 | 32 | 46 |





