








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 264 matches | ||
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3631 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4970 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7784 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3524 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,709,768 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godzilla | 53% | 93 |
| #2 | prosper | 50% | 463 |
| #3 | LevelHeaded| | 48% | 187 |
| #4 | sh0o | 47% | 149 |
| #5 | Gunner | 47% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosper | 1453 | 0.16 | 43 min |
| #2 | Skysong | 538 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | Gunner | 322 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | sh0o | 281 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Clammy | 267 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosper | +6.24 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | sh0o | +1.74 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | Godzilla | +1.48 | 72 | 30 |
| #4 | Butters | +1.32 | 67 | 58 |
| #5 | Gunner | +1.11 | 60 | 59 |





