








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1173 | 21% |
| Smokes | 352 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 2536 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 1515 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,751 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yobettywhite | 17 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | noitsmandy | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Butters | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | LevelHeaded| | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Gunner | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosper | +6.12 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Gunner | +1.50 | 55 | 61 |
| #3 | Butters | +1.22 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | sh0o | +0.81 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | Yobettywhite | +0.58 | 40 | 46 |





