








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8763 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6235 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6694 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4849 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,517,301 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yobettywhite | 25 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Gunner | 13 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Clammy | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | noitsmandy | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | sh0o | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yobettywhite | 407 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| #2 | Skysong | 247 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gunner | 203 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | sh0o | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | noitsmandy | 120 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prosper | +4.45 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Gunner | +0.77 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | sh0o | +0.71 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | Yobettywhite | -0.16 | 36 | 45 |
| #5 | Clammy | -0.39 | 66 | 41 |





