








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3337 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3396 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2276 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2844 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,350,690 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beef boss | 72% | 71 |
| #2 | Jamie- | 71% | 307 |
| #3 | HappyDuckss | 70% | 214 |
| #4 | brid | 68% | 332 |
| #5 | LINNO | 67% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamie- | 23 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | HappyDuckss | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | brid | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | nice | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Shrubby | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamie- | +3.41 | 78 | 74 |
| #2 | R41M3 ☕ | +2.80 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | LINNO | +2.46 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | beef boss | +2.26 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | HappyDuckss | +2.10 | 56 | 70 |





