








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3692 | 32% |
| Smokes | 777 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 4323 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2797 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $968,911 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 78% | 69 |
| #2 | TA | aero | 74% | 73 |
| #3 | LINNO | 73% | 59 |
| #4 | HappyDuckss | 71% | 136 |
| #5 | Jamie- | 71% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamie- | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | R41M3 ☕ | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | brid | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | nice | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamie- | 826 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | brid | 574 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | HappyDuckss | 408 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | TA | aero | 332 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 312 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | +6.89 | 90 | 74 |
| #2 | LINNO | +3.61 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | Jamie- | +3.49 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | beef boss | +2.96 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | HappyDuckss | +2.84 | 63 | 71 |





