








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2659 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2473 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3585 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3507 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $414,606 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cynixia | 93% | 27 |
| #2 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 85% | 178 |
| #3 | deadset | 84% | 73 |
| #4 | aNimE | 81% | 26 |
| #5 | Agent | 77% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 23 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Jamie- | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | TA | aero | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | deadset | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | R41M3 ☕ | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TA | aero | 819 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | LOST IN THE WORLD | 626 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | Jamie- | 527 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #4 | deadset | 321 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | brid | 199 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LOST IN THE WORLD | +5.15 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | LINNO | +2.94 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | Jamie- | +2.82 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | Cynixia | +2.36 | 73 | 44 |
| #5 | deadset | +2.19 | 76 | 67 |





