








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2387 | 41% |
| Smokes | 735 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1368 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1373 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $562,822 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HappyDuckss | 75% | 55 |
| #2 | [BotJuice] | 73% | 22 |
| #3 | brid | 63% | 173 |
| #4 | Jamie- | 62% | 45 |
| #5 | LINNO | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HappyDuckss | +4.40 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | Jamie- | +4.39 | 85 | 76 |
| #3 | R41M3 ☕ | +4.05 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | LINNO | +3.50 | 78 | 69 |
| #5 | [BotJuice] | +2.82 | 68 | 38 |





