








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 743 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 620 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5318 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5940 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4553 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3313 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,445,374 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0151D | 55% | 64 |
| #2 | seanch1k | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | mikeymcc0 | 52% | 64 |
| #4 | ☁ Hasj smoker ☁ | 50% | 206 |
| #5 | Google Guy | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Google Guy | 49% | 47 |
| #6 | Camzee | 48% | 113 |
| #7 | Big Chicken | 48% | 132 |
| #8 | SmiGGa | 47% | 344 |
| #9 | Little Chicken | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmiGGa | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ☁ Hasj smoker ☁ | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Big Chicken | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | seanch1k | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | S0151D | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁ Hasj smoker ☁ | 904 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | SmiGGa | 506 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | Big Chicken | 455 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | Camzee | 226 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | mikeymcc0 | 185 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seanch1k | +3.39 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | mikeymcc0 | +2.25 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | Little Chicken | +2.23 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | Camzee | +1.67 | 57 | 42 |
| #5 | Big Chicken | +1.50 | 82 | 58 |





