








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1448 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16186 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10106 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10224 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7115 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6323 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,625,256 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5816 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murray | +4.13 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | King Rizzi | +2.17 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | Big Chicken | +2.16 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | James Berwick | +1.32 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | Louiegg | +1.03 | 55 | 48 |





