








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 652 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1036 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1273 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 965 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $342,497 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Creamp13s | 71% | 7 |
| #8 | EXG Exile | 61% | 33 |
| #9 | Cocobear | 60% | 50 |
| #10 | OneStacking | 59% | 98 |
| #11 | dilly | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneStacking | 456 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | ToXiC_SLaYeR_99 | 123 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | yrneh | 94 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Crisis | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | EXG Exile | 78 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocobear | +2.35 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | Crisis | +1.66 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | intense | +1.59 | 80 | 44 |
| #4 | yrneh | +1.10 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | ToXiC_SLaYeR_99 | +1.01 | 86 | 56 |





