








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
742 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 375 | 19% |
| Smokes | 498 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 537 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 617 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $86,731 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | OneStacking | 63% | 62 |
| #7 | ToXiC_SLaYeR_99 | 60% | 5 |
| #8 | Ginger Tastic | 60% | 50 |
| #9 | dilly | 50% | 14 |
| #10 | jjajdavidson002 | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OneStacking | 263 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | EXG Exile | 92 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | dilly | 71 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ginger Tastic | 70 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Creamp13s | 65 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocobear | +2.74 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | OneStacking | +1.85 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | ToXiC_SLaYeR_99 | +1.31 | 85 | 51 |
| #4 | Ginger Tastic | +0.63 | 71 | 50 |
| #5 | EXG Exile | +0.47 | 69 | 53 |





