








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2884 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2401 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1609 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1373 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $527,062 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocobear | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | EXG Exile | 60% | 70 |
| #3 | Ginger Tastic | 59% | 98 |
| #4 | G0Nadz | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | dilly | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXG Exile | 157 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Creamp13s | 153 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ginger Tastic | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | dilly | 121 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Cocobear | 79 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocobear | +2.64 | 70 | 56 |
| #2 | OneStacking | +2.01 | 78 | 62 |
| #3 | Ginger Tastic | +0.50 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | G0Nadz | +0.23 | 60 | 57 |
| #5 | dilly | -0.14 | 72 | 50 |





