








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 403 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6670 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5702 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3156 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5535 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,313 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 600 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omoo | 74% | 53 |
| #2 | Awptic | All Week Warrior | 72% | 43 |
| #3 | Larry5k | 63% | 40 |
| #4 | runchie | 62% | 274 |
| #5 | Catlin | 62% | 281 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Billias | 58% | 104 |
| #9 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 57% | 213 |
| #10 | boop | 55% | 31 |
| #11 | Virifucx | 54% | 35 |
| #12 | Jar | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Virifucx | 3 | 0.0170 |
| #3 | runchie | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | onter | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Billias | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 543 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #2 | runchie | 375 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | onter | 281 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | HKZZ | 240 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | Catlin | 183 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omoo | +3.67 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | runchie | +2.28 | 89 | 70 |
| #3 | onter | +1.12 | 87 | 77 |
| #4 | Larry5k | +0.56 | 79 | 77 |
| #5 | Catlin | +0.53 | 85 | 56 |





