








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 328 matches | ||
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,830 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10711 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9233 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7675 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8211 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,256 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 636 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larry5k | 71% | 41 |
| #2 | omoo | 69% | 39 |
| #3 | Tea Pot Man | 66% | 53 |
| #4 | Billias | 66% | 61 |
| #5 | runchie | 63% | 423 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 61% | 526 |
| #8 | AsianAssist | 61% | 149 |
| #9 | yerdun | 57% | 99 |
| #10 | me <3 gambling #ClashGG | 52% | 89 |
| #11 | HKZZ | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | runchie | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | yerdun | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Catlin | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Tea Pot Man | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 1155 | 0.17 | 32 min |
| #2 | runchie | 622 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | AsianAssist | 242 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | me <3 gambling #ClashGG | 219 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Catlin | 123 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runchie | +2.62 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | omoo | +1.60 | 87 | 59 |
| #3 | onter | +1.58 | 86 | 74 |
| #4 | Larry5k | +1.16 | 78 | 75 |
| #5 | Catlin | +0.71 | 84 | 57 |





