








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 853 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4213 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4650 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3308 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4258 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,719,588 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 498 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awptic | All Week Warrior | 77% | 48 |
| #2 | AsianAssist | 60% | 91 |
| #3 | runchie | 60% | 156 |
| #4 | Catlin | 57% | 225 |
| #5 | yerdun | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | runchie | 60% | 156 |
| #4 | Catlin | 57% | 225 |
| #5 | yerdun | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 52% | 97 |
| #7 | onter | 49% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runchie | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Catlin | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | onter | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Awptic | All Week Warrior | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsianAssist | 317 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 260 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | Catlin | 212 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | runchie | 200 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | onter | 140 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | runchie | +2.27 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | Catlin | +0.62 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | Awptic | All Week Warrior | +0.37 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | HKZZ | +0.34 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | onter | +0.08 | 88 | 76 |





