








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5895 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4071 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4791 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3134 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5307 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $515,583 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GATOR | 73% | 33 |
| #2 | Deathray2 | 71% | 28 |
| #3 | Astro | 70% | 66 |
| #4 | Lux | 69% | 29 |
| #5 | Frankfurda | 67% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | oniichan1151 | 59% | 58 |
| #13 | Yami | 57% | 42 |
| #14 | Dreg | 57% | 49 |
| #15 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 54% | 80 |
| #16 | werd | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werd | 281 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #2 | Frankfurda | 233 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | Dreg | 224 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | spak | 212 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Doltrax | 210 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Astro | +3.37 | 92 | 58 |
| #2 | AnOn | +2.42 | 87 | 46 |
| #3 | Frankfurda | +2.20 | 64 | 85 |
| #4 | nate | +2.17 | 79 | 52 |
| #5 | rijyn | +2.05 | 84 | 51 |





