








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6617 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6762 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4569 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4695 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5030 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,622,848 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creachur | +3.46 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | Hyperal | +3.01 | 91 | 49 |
| #3 | smiths | +2.63 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | BobsBoosted | +0.53 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | Fwyer | -0.53 | 77 | 62 |





