








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1645 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9858 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8310 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7132 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7585 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7095 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,833,291 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 610 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fwyer | 60% | 195 |
| #2 | Hyperal | 57% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fwyer | 60% | 195 |
| #2 | Hyperal | 57% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyperal | 48 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Fwyer | 15 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fwyer | 746 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Hyperal | 490 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creachur | +2.74 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | Hyperal | +2.23 | 91 | 49 |
| #3 | Fwyer | -1.79 | 78 | 62 |





