








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,444 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4351 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5790 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4501 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,021,025 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Strike Force 14 | 42% | 116 |
| #6 | WigglyWrangler | 42% | 81 |
| #7 | 666 | 39% | 95 |
| #8 | Cybor-Soldier | 33% | 33 |
| #9 | Squiggie | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poorly Planned | 581 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | KGB | 410 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | WigglyWrangler | 350 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | AbeDogg | 238 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Strike Force 14 | 225 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poorly Planned | +1.16 | 48 | 48 |
| #2 | Strike Force 14 | +0.50 | 36 | 51 |
| #3 | Squiggie | +0.47 | 38 | 36 |
| #4 | phuckdolfin | +0.36 | 46 | 71 |
| #5 | Cybor-Soldier | -0.41 | 32 | 49 |





