








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2679 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4672 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4201 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4358 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,928,025 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carina | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | ej0 | 55% | 280 |
| #3 | delajla | 54% | 302 |
| #4 | CocoaDew | 54% | 427 |
| #5 | Petter | 51% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | rmt | 47% | 62 |
| #8 | SneakyZebra | 47% | 45 |
| #9 | manto | 46% | 71 |
| #10 | rQbbz | 46% | 94 |
| #11 | idurr | 45% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ej0 | 41 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | CocoaDew | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | delajla | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | rQbbz | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Carina | 4 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ej0 | 633 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | delajla | 626 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | CocoaDew | 509 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | manto | 191 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Petter | 124 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CocoaDew | +2.01 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | delajla | +1.61 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | ej0 | +1.30 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | DerPrytz | +1.09 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | krisandr | +0.30 | 72 | 56 |





