








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3323 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3450 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2989 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3862 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,275 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goJo | 83% | 70 |
| #2 | whiko | 81% | 31 |
| #3 | Ryn | 77% | 184 |
| #4 | lalios | 74% | 174 |
| #5 | Jnasty | 69% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lalios | 632 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ryn | 448 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jnasty | 405 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #4 | goJo | 281 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #5 | Royal Guard | 165 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goJo | +4.49 | 96 | 77 |
| #2 | Ryn | +3.94 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | Jnasty | +2.02 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | whiko | +1.23 | 89 | 46 |
| #5 | lalios | +1.15 | 71 | 61 |





