








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 767 | 32% |
| Smokes | 679 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 376 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 546 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $72,636 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booner | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | Liak(Josh) | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Deimos | 46% | 141 |
| #4 | Noah Hands | 46% | 83 |
| #5 | Mary Ann | 44% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Deimos | 46% | 141 |
| #4 | Noah Hands | 46% | 83 |
| #5 | Mary Ann | 44% | 97 |
| #6 | farshad momeni | 38% | 34 |
| #7 | xXCosmicCloudsXx | 21% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mary Ann | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Booner | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Deimos | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Noah Hands | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | farshad momeni | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mary Ann | 341 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Booner | 126 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Deimos | 112 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | farshad momeni | 60 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | xXCosmicCloudsXx | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Booner | +5.39 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Deimos | +2.34 | 63 | 48 |
| #3 | Noah Hands | +2.29 | 65 | 46 |
| #4 | farshad momeni | +0.97 | 75 | 37 |
| #5 | Mary Ann | -0.25 | 66 | 41 |





