








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,063 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1036 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2578 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2917 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1532 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $845,908 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keffskiii | 57% | 70 |
| #2 | lasagna | 57% | 102 |
| #3 | Klow | 56% | 118 |
| #4 | lolmao | 54% | 68 |
| #5 | Just | 44% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Klow | 56% | 118 |
| #4 | lolmao | 54% | 68 |
| #5 | Just | 44% | 209 |
| #6 | Bierpriester | 43% | 138 |
| #7 | Some Dude | 39% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just | 62 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Bierpriester | 32 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | Some Dude | 22 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | lasagna | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | lolmao | 6 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bierpriester | 394 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Klow | 321 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | lasagna | 304 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Just | 299 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Some Dude | 220 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lasagna | +1.92 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | muffn | +1.74 | 74 | 40 |
| #3 | Klow | +1.34 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Just | +0.71 | 73 | 45 |
| #5 | Keffskiii | -0.06 | 74 | 54 |





