








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 994 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1515 | 28% |
| Smokes | 996 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1497 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $981,281 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 527 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IStoleThePants | 29 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | Tsamina mina | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Dan | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | techyyy | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Sir Jerkalot | 4 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsamina mina | 400 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #2 | Dan | 364 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #3 | IStoleThePants | 172 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | legacy | 172 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | techyyy | 145 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dan | +4.31 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | rose | +3.28 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | IStoleThePants | +1.75 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | div3ci | +1.19 | 86 | 53 |
| #5 | Sir_Not_Cooking | +0.20 | 59 | 64 |





