








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3796 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4086 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2188 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3324 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,667 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kei | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Gav | 51% | 98 |
| #3 | toromi_ps | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | ҈ | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | 鸡兽CHICKENBEAST | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | toromi_ps | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | ҈ | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | 鸡兽CHICKENBEAST | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | i shoot guns | 38% | 39 |
| #7 | Dawuski | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gav | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Dawuski | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | kei | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | 鸡兽CHICKENBEAST | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gav | 181 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | kei | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dawuski | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | toromi_ps | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | ҈ | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toromi_ps | +2.67 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | kei | +2.40 | 90 | 53 |
| #3 | Gav | +1.28 | 69 | 47 |
| #4 | ҈ | +0.04 | 71 | 41 |
| #5 | scobes.jmg | +0.02 | 73 | 65 |





