








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 234 matches | ||
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6028 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1808 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3784 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2329 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1979 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $989,907 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evil jewish dragon | 51% | 81 |
| #2 | Ghost | 50% | 139 |
| #3 | ↕Leviszz↕ | 50% | 254 |
| #4 | EgoX | 48% | 130 |
| #5 | хдШеепы | 48% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ↕Leviszz↕ | 29 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | хдШеепы | 19 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | EgoX | 15 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Hóborc | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Ghost | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EgoX | 503 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | ↕Leviszz↕ | 274 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hóborc | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ghost | 42 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | хдШеепы | 34 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBence | +3.48 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | EgoX | +1.40 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | ↕Leviszz↕ | +0.43 | 72 | 50 |
| #4 | Ghost | -0.48 | 59 | 22 |
| #5 | хдШеепы | -3.14 | 63 | 32 |





