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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 344 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10935 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5898 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7813 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4715 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,086,753 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorriS | 64% | 81 |
| #2 | Anon | 63% | 48 |
| #3 | VKTR | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | brtlk | 57% | 235 |
| #5 | Nezzy | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBence | +2.58 | 75 | 52 |
| #2 | EgoX | +1.99 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | brtlk | +1.59 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | gecieros.- | +0.62 | 90 | 67 |
| #5 | Anon | +0.10 | 69 | 61 |





