








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 209 | 7% |
| Smokes | 898 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1081 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 620 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $895,539 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EgoX | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | ↕Leviszz↕ | 51% | 99 |
| #3 | BBence | 50% | 139 |
| #4 | хдШеепы | 50% | 133 |
| #5 | evil jewish dragon | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ↕Leviszz↕ | 13 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | BBence | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | хдШеепы | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Hóborc | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | I am in war | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I am in war | 175 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | ↕Leviszz↕ | 149 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | BBence | 112 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hóborc | 107 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | EgoX | 65 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBence | +4.57 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | I am in war | +4.38 | 73 | 55 |
| #3 | ↕Leviszz↕ | +1.56 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | EgoX | +0.29 | 78 | 70 |
| #5 | Ghost | -0.40 | 56 | 26 |





