








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3619 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3182 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2772 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1556 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $629,799 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steffen | 51% | 109 |
| #2 | Tore Kæsj | 47% | 177 |
| #3 | Trendsettaren | 46% | 119 |
| #4 | gusj | 44% | 158 |
| #5 | Earl Simmons | 42% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tore Kæsj | 47% | 177 |
| #3 | Trendsettaren | 46% | 119 |
| #4 | gusj | 44% | 158 |
| #5 | Earl Simmons | 42% | 159 |
| #6 | Halvprinsen | 39% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gusj | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | steffen | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Halvprinsen | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Trendsettaren | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Earl Simmons | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gusj | 570 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Earl Simmons | 479 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Tore Kæsj | 339 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Trendsettaren | 251 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Halvprinsen | 224 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gusj | +2.17 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | Tore Kæsj | +1.82 | 70 | 60 |
| #3 | steffen | +1.56 | 73 | 66 |
| #4 | Trendsettaren | +0.14 | 57 | 51 |
| #5 | Earl Simmons | -0.44 | 63 | 64 |





