








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3618 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3013 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2234 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1375 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,336 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trendsettaren | 50% | 167 |
| #2 | steffen | 49% | 142 |
| #3 | Tore Kæsj | 49% | 245 |
| #4 | gusj | 47% | 198 |
| #5 | Halvprinsen | 43% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | steffen | 49% | 142 |
| #3 | Tore Kæsj | 49% | 245 |
| #4 | gusj | 47% | 198 |
| #5 | Halvprinsen | 43% | 189 |
| #6 | Phatle | 42% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halvprinsen | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | steffen | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Trendsettaren | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | gusj | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Phatle | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gusj | 690 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | Tore Kæsj | 484 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Phatle | 361 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Trendsettaren | 346 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | steffen | 295 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gusj | +1.84 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | Tore Kæsj | +1.63 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | steffen | +1.57 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | Trendsettaren | -0.01 | 52 | 55 |
| #5 | Earl Simmons | -0.36 | 64 | 62 |





