








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1780 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




153 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9725 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11278 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5249 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8777 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,376,433 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1842 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guardian | 63% | 136 |
| #2 | Rex0 | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | -connor- | 58% | 479 |
| #4 | Kranoli | 56% | 73 |
| #5 | filTH | 53% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | -connor- | 58% | 479 |
| #4 | Kranoli | 56% | 73 |
| #5 | filTH | 53% | 233 |
| #6 | Kronos クロノス | 52% | 98 |
| #7 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 50% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -connor- | 59 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | filTH | 43 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Kranoli | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Kronos クロノス | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 8 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -connor- | 940 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 658 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #3 | Kranoli | 271 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | filTH | 262 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Rex0 | 218 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | +3.36 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | -connor- | +1.66 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | Kranoli | +1.15 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Kronos クロノス | +0.11 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | Rex0 | -0.52 | 75 | 68 |





