








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1189 | 25% |
| Smokes | 984 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1574 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1100 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,894 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 609 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -connor- | 56% | 165 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 54% | 87 |
| #3 | Guardian | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Kronos クロノス | 53% | 43 |
| #5 | Peachy [S] | 53% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -connor- | 56% | 165 |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 54% | 87 |
| #3 | Guardian | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | Kronos クロノス | 53% | 43 |
| #5 | Peachy [S] | 53% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | 51 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | -connor- | 24 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Kronos クロノス | 5 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Guardian | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | 585 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 396 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | -connor- | 296 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Guardian | 51 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kronos クロノス | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | +3.91 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | -connor- | +2.13 | 70 | 60 |
| #3 | filTH | +0.17 | 73 | 47 |
| #4 | Kronos クロノス | +0.09 | 78 | 55 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | -2.15 | 44 | 62 |





