








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 781 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4241 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4300 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4000 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4150 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,447,113 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guardian | 63% | 94 |
| #2 | Peachy [S] | 58% | 479 |
| #3 | Kronos クロノス | 58% | 59 |
| #4 | filTH | 56% | 165 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 50% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guardian | 63% | 94 |
| #2 | Peachy [S] | 58% | 479 |
| #3 | Kronos クロノス | 58% | 59 |
| #4 | filTH | 56% | 165 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 50% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | 68 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | filTH | 21 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Kronos クロノス | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Guardian | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | 1258 | 0.14 | 35 min |
| #2 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | 556 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #3 | filTH | 177 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Guardian | 105 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kronos クロノス | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peachy [S] | +3.23 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | -connor- | +1.87 | 73 | 61 |
| #3 | Kronos クロノス | -0.47 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | filTH | -0.48 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤ C_BIG | -2.29 | 45 | 59 |





