








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 942 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2769 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3693 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5562 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 523 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,913,829 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ##RR dawnz | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | DANNYG-NUTBUTTER-EMPIRE♡ | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Jan | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | MrZxmbie | 52% | 222 |
| #5 | nemi | 49% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DANNYG-NUTBUTTER-EMPIRE♡ | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Jan | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | MrZxmbie | 52% | 222 |
| #5 | nemi | 49% | 223 |
| #6 | ✪한결 | 47% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪한결 | 64 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | nemi | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | MrZxmbie | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Jan | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | ##RR dawnz | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪한결 | 931 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | MrZxmbie | 473 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | ##RR dawnz | 265 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #4 | nemi | 146 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jan | 57 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XYC | +1.96 | 78 | 46 |
| #2 | nemi | +1.52 | 66 | 33 |
| #3 | Jan | +1.36 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | MrZxmbie | +0.44 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | ##RR dawnz | -0.93 | 62 | 67 |





